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Notice in Canada "Full Service Talent Agency" Doesn't Include Writ…

Notice in Canada "Full Service Talent Agency" Doesn't Include Writers

The idea of creating our own film and television for any reason other than filling Canadian Content mandates just isn't an important consideration. Okay, there are the vanity projects from the crony creatives that use taxpayer funding to produce content nobody but them actually wants to watch.

And sure, once in a long while, there are people who struggle against the odds to make a show or feature that they and the people backing them believe is marketable on its own merits. The game is stacked against them though, as the rules of the game are set up to favour the line producer cranking out the cheapest content that can simultaneously fill the space between advertisements and as many boxes as possible on the CanCon forms. For them, the best people are their friends or the least expensive ones who have a Canadian passport.

This is why film and television in Canada is primarily a service industry that functions at the whim of political favoritism and fickle foreign production that is located based on how little they can pay us.

It certainly isn't because there are no Canadians with talent, you could put out a half dozen features and the same number of television shows into production with some of the finest writers, directors and actors on the planet… you would just have to go to Los Angeles to find most of them.

Just as with the individual, there are few threats to an industry more dire than "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."

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New Full Service Talent Agency, Hero Artists, Launches in Canada‏ | The Promotion People
Hero Artists The Promotion People. The team of Hero Artists (Jessica Martins and Breann Thordarson) are pleased to announce that their full-service talent agency is launching in Canada and expanding t…

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Days After Denying It, J.J

Abrams is Announced as Director of Star Wars Episode 7

He is the safe choice, but they kind of had to go with a safe choice after picking Michael Arndt as the screenwriter. Could you imagine what the fans would do if they were told that, not only did they go with the writer of 'Little Miss Sunshine' for the screenplay, but they had picked Ben Affleck to direct it?

All they'd have to do then is cast Justin Bieber as the plucky son of Han and Leia – the nerds would be storming the Disney Castle.

Me, I am now cautiously optimistic about how it will turn out.

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J.J. Abrams To Direct New ‘Star Wars’ Movie For Disney
Star Trek director J.J. Abrams will be helming the next Star Wars movie. “It’s done deal with J.J.,” a source with knowledge of the situation told Dead

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REDucation X? If Only I Weren't Doing the Starving Artist Thing Right Now.

REDucation X? If Only I Weren't Doing the Starving Artist Thing Right Now.

I went through the much shorter #REDucation course in Las Vegas and it was great to learn with the most experienced and capable people on the planet when it comes to RED camera gear. I would really like to take this course but since last summer I have been holed up writing while my bank account dwindles.

If I still had the $25,000 for the course and living expenses, I would be seriously tempted to click on the "APPLY NOW" button.

Oh well, back to writing.

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REDucation X, Los Angeles, Spring/Summer 2013
REDucation X, Los Angeles, Spring/Summer 2013. REDucation X 2013. What is REDucation X? With the advent and forward trends of digital technology within the film industry, the immersive REDucation X ex…

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But what about those of us who find the artifacts of 24fps extremely ugly and intrusive?…

But what about those of us who find the artifacts of 24fps extremely ugly and intrusive? That frame rate doesn't allow me to suspend my disbelief, it keeps dragging me back from that every time it smears and stutters.

And it isn't that I am not cognizant of the uncanny valley; to me, the 24fps is well inside that valley.

The local theatre only shows the typical double tap 24fps so I didn't get to see the Hobbit how it was meant to be seen. I actually haven't had the chance to see any feature film in the theatre at 48fps but I have worked on the desktop with it and, at least there. it is far less bothersome and more immersive than 24fps.

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The Science of High Frame Rates, Or: Why ‘The Hobbit’ Looks Bad At 48 FPS
The hero of Jean-Luc Godard’s Le Petit Soldat declared “The cinema is truth, 24 times per second,” as The Guardian’s Peter Bradshaw noted while pondering frame rates and cinematic standards last ye……

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What do I Think of Amazon Studios?

So, have you heard that Amazon wants to get into the movie making business? They’ve just opened up what they are calling Amazon Studios.

“Win money. Get noticed. Get your movie made.”

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They are saying that when you upload a script, anyone can look it over and make any changes they want. That is a really bad idea, not because my words are precious and can’t be changed… but because 90% of the people who think they can write are very, very wrong.

Just because you can string together words coherently doesn’t make you a writer. It is like any craft or skill and it takes years of dedicated effort and a lot of innate talent to get truly good at it.

“Your first million words are crap” – I’m pretty sure that it was Robert Heinlein I first read this from but it has also been ascribed to many other writers.

While truly horrible writing could probably be raised up to the merely bad- any good writing will be dragged down to that level as well.

The chances that a good script will be “improved” by a million of these guys hammering on a million keyboards is so slim as to approach zero.

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Mel Doesn’t Have a Hangover

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I’m not surprised that they cut Mel from Hangover 2. Sure he is a substance abusing, loudmouthed bigot… but that isn’t why he is a pariah. Oliver Stone and Sean Penn aren’t any better but I got a feeling that most of the people who vehemently denounce Mel Gibson would trip over themselves to work with either of them.

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Or Roman Polanski for that matter.

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Mel Gibson is a Christian conservative (at least compared to most in Hollywood) and that is why he is ostracized… I say that as an atheist libertarian who disagrees with just about everything he holds most dear.

Yet, I would work with Mel Gibson before I would work with Oliver Stone or Sean Penn- it looks like Mel is only an asshole when he drinks too much while Oliver and Sean seem to carry that around with them always.

Actually, I would go further than that. If we could keep him sober, I would be happy to work with Mel Gibson on a serious film adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey. I think that Mel Gibson would be about as good an Odysseus as  you could ask for.

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Rough Covers

There was a last minute need of graphics for the covers of four pitch documents to be taken to Toronto for TIFF. There wasn’t the weeks needed to get an actual graphic designer and go through the proper steps of establishing motif of the film, generate concepts to choose from and then iterate down to the best images to perfectly represent the story being pitched.

Instead, I had only a little better than a day to put these four together and there were severe constraints on what I could use. Even if I could have gathered the images of actors and acquired the rights to the photos, none are officially attached and so I couldn’t put them on the covers. I had to use my own photographs and manipulate them to be more abstract so they wouldn’t be easily recognized – or go with inanimate elements that could plausibly be representative of the feature’s themes.

One of the features, the one that I have the rough draft done for, is ‘Dead Man Switch’. It is an action/thriller with a hard sci-fi element and I wanted a cyborg, a female Secret Service Agent and a soldier to depict the primary elements of the script.

The cyborg on the left with the targeting eye is a picture of myself suitably abstracted, not because I wouldn’t give clearance but ‘cause I ain’t leading man pretty. The agent in the centre is a picture of a girl I met on a tour I was on in Europe back in 2002 with a pistol composited into her hand. She was abstracted so as not to be very recognizable, this time because I didn’t have a model release even though she was quite pretty. The soldier is actually a guard at a casino in Monaco from the same tour. The idea was to be archetypical but not specifically recognizable.

 

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‘Monster Makers’ is a feature that I am outlining right now and is next for my keyboard once I have the rough draft of ‘Saving the Dead’ finished. For this one I had a picture of a machined plate of aluminum  with another piece riveted to the upper corner (actually the inside of a door on the tug boat I worked on). I took a rough font and put it on a layer above the plate then distorted it to give the impression of a welder scoring the words into the plate. I then embossed a tagline along the bottom, trying to make it look like it had been milled out of the aluminum.

 

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The faked welding turned out better than the fake machined tagline but  it was three in the morning and I only had about an hour to put it together so I went with “good enough”.

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Then  there is the psychological drama ‘I Am Vengeance’. It is one that I may be hired to write based on the producer/director’s idea and so I am familiar with it but can’t talk about it. For this one, I needed the image of an angry girl and digging through my archives I found a picture I had taken at Christmas a few years back. It is of my cousin and she had smiled for the picture and then glared so I clicked the shutter again. Though she is a little younger here than the character, I think that it captures the feel of the script better than I had any right to expect for the few hours I had to put it together.

 

Cover for I Am Vengeance pitch document

 

The fourth cover is for a horror film and it is another one that I am in line to write if development money is raised so I can’t talk about this story either. For this one, I used a picture I took of a Greek statue overlaid on another from almost the exact same angle that I took of an unwrapped Egyptian mummy. The layer effects build up an air of decay on the cold perfection of the marble.

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I used a font that is more associated with a romance novel and then gave it the look of fresh spilled blood.

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If you were to take the font effect off and delete the underlying picture of the mummy you are left with something that wouldn’t look terribly out of place on the shelf in the romance section. And it is sort of a romance… just not for everyone.

All told, they look like straight to video movies from the eighties but I can live with that since I am not trained as a graphic designer and I only had hours to create all four of them and I think they do look better than a blank sheet of paper with the title in the Papyrus font.

Dancing Ninja – CNN Covers Cannes

CNN posted this a month ago but I just saw it and had to comment- seeing as how the thumbnail showcases “Dancing Ninja” the first feature I worked on – as a DIT wayyyyy back in the fall of 2009. Yup, about the only entertainment coverage it got comes at 1:27 in this clip.

I was able to take “working with the Hoff” off of my bucket list.

If you were wondering how good it could possibly be… here is work in progress trailer that was put together using just the footage they shot in Korea before they came to Vancouver (almost a year later) to finish up the majority of it.

 

I may make fun of it but I had fun working on it and met some great people so I wish it well.

The Medium is the Messenger.

Bear with me, I am a minarchist and things are about to get a little snarky in here. First, I want to emphasis that I feel it is morally wrong for the state to sanction and finance one group of people’s voice over others – others who are forced to pay for it.

But the point I want to make right now is that it is pragmatically wrong as well because the people writing the regulations and mandates have historically made decisions that have been detrimental to the industry both financially and artistically.

And they are at it again.

The “Canadian Media Fund”, after about a year of being hammered out as I write this, looks like it will mandate that supplicants applicants put forward a plan that encompasses as much of the television, game consoles, smartphones and web world as it can. Your funding will depend, not just how many propaganda cultural points you can hit, but how many mediums you can floodcast on.

I think the fund chasing producers and the government bureaucrats that hold the bags of taxpayer cash have all taken McLuhan too literally.

"The medium is the message" never meant that the medium replaced the message but that the medium influences the way the message is delivered and perceived.

It seems that many self styled pundits on the future of content delivery have decided that the medium is what it’s all about and that the message is merely filler.

Don’t get me wrong, as we grow to understand the newer mediums and how they influence the packaging and perception of the message, we will learn to create great and epic works that that fully exploit the nature of those mediums.

Personally I’m developing Red Hellas with plans for novels, a one hour dramatic TV series, comic books, a half hour webisodic series and  a MMOG… but it is organic to the world I am creating. That isn’t so for most of the other projects I’m working on and it would be counter-creative of me to try and force it.

The Iliad has been brought to life in epic poems, paintings, novels, movies and eventually it will be a Massive Multiplayer Online Game that can stand with the best of those old mediums.

Were Homer to start filling in the reams of funding forms today, the state would demand to hear the awesome ringtone and to know how his business plan monetized that MMOG within the next year?

And this would surely make it ever so much more likely to succeed critically and creatively, as well as ensuring that it will be just what the audience wants.</sarcasm>

While they have no idea where they are going, these men and women are running as fast as they can and making good time.

Please, may I offer up a replacement phrase that can be taken completely and utterly literally?

"The medium is not the message, it is just the messenger."

Now don’t give him to much crap to carry.

So, What Do You Need?

One of the things people do wrong is go into a pitch desperate to get the other person to do something for them. The are stuck on what they themselves need.

In actuality, what I want to do is convince the agent, manager, development executive or producer that I can do something for them. Not just one something but a lot of somethings and for a lot of years.

Since I ain’t cute enough to wiggle my eyebrows suggestively toward the good old casting couch, I have to give them confidence that I can consistently produce that which the the entire industry runs on. They need scripts and they need ideas turned into scripts competently.

I can do that for you.

You are an agent that wants a marketable project for a star client? I have a completed script that could work for them… but if none of those is the tailored fit that you’re looking for, well then I can bespoke one of the ideas I have waiting to be developed. If you don’t think any of them are going to excite the client- well is there a genre or subject matter that they want to tackle? I can take it from scratch.

You’re a producer looking for a marketable high concept film that can sell itself with a poster and a trailer and doesn’t need a $5 million dollar actor? I have just what you need right here… and with limited locations if that is what you want.

Or you’re a producer who needs a big tent pole film that will attract an actor who commands $20 million? You want that in a superhero, fantasy or… hey, Warner Brothers doesn’t have the rights to The Odyssey, that sucker has been public domain for almost three thousand years. I’ll write it, but may I suggest that you approach Mel Gibson to direct and star? The man would nail Odysseus and his movie making style would fit the tale perfectly. (Some of you readers may see him more as Ulysses than as Odysseus but that man knows story structure and I can’t really see anyone else doing a better job of either incarnation)

You are a TV producer who needs a show for either a cable channel or a broadcast network? I have great ideas but also understand that one of those is a show that needs to win critical acclaim as it builds a solid fan base while the other needs to hit as wide an audience as possible while hopefully getting some Emmy attention.

I also understand that sometimes it works the other way ‘round. Right now, NBC needs, with the desperation of a drowning man, a series that the critics rave about. They also need shows that can draw in 15 million or more viewers but they won’t find them until people start talking about great shows and NBC in the same breath.

Killing off five prime time scripted shows to fit in Jay Leno slammed on the brakes and people stayed away in droves. Enough audience did stay to make it financially viable… if they didn’t mind slowly dwindling away to irrelevance in the entertainment world while they chased a slim profit margin. The audience needs to be lured back and that will require a season of critically acclaimed shows that rival cable’s best – as lead ins to competently done shows that capture mass audience. Not just time slot lead ins but to lead the audience back in to the network.

Don’t get me wrong, I never miss an episode of Chuck, but NBC needs a show to rebuild the brand… a show like… say ‘Space Inc.’.

So, what do you need?